Saturday, February 15, 2014

FACTS ALL FEMALES SHOULD KNOW

Hello guys how are y'all doing? How was your valentine? Lol. To all the roasters and non-roasters I love you all. Okay so my last two posts titled oliver twist was centred on attacking the men and all the guys felt cheated saying that there are two sides to the problem. The girls were so happy and excited like "oh yeah" "this is so true" and what not. Sorry to break it to you my sisters, the problem starts from you guys most of the time. Now this post isn't centred on your relation to why men cheat even though they are all intertwined. But I just want to give you all a few guidelines you should follow that would most likely help you in relationship issues and relating to your fellow girls. 
1. There is absolutely nothing special about you!!
 Yes I said it. I know most of you must be taken aback by this. But yeah duh! Girls feel unnecessarily special when a guy walks up to them or tweets at them or shows them a little attention. You begin to feel like beyonce. My sister open your eyes! You and all the other girls are the same until you've proven yourself different at least in the eye of the guy. U av two breasts, so does the other girls, you have thighs, u have 2 buTt cheeks, you have one head every girl does! And you wanna know something, that's all that guy sees at first. So imagine how there are many of one thing and yet you feel special about it. Not very wise don't you think? The fact that one guy that is bored or wants to just catch cruise walks up to u doesn't mean you are the only one. Your value as a girl isn't measured by that. These niggas are just trying their luck. They know we like to feel special and they do just that to get into your pants. They tell you all sort of stories about how you are different, how your eyes sparkle in its own unique way, how everything about you is just right, your personality, your brains. Pssst! Do not fall for it. The question you ask them is "how did you know"? It's true. They are not close to you and they come from nowhere trying to make you feel like your some Goddess when all u have is one overused braz, a balance of 5k in your account, and a pair of fake louboutin shoes. Don't be fooled. You got a looooong way to go girl.

2. Your beauty is the least of your assets. If you are that girl that keeps dwelling on how "fine" you are, then I'm sorry for you. My dear girls, do not carry your beauty on your head. Ok so you are fine, you are gorgeous, what now happen? Sisters, there would always be a finer girl, there would always be a skinnier, fairer, curvier girl so hold it. Infact, at this time and age, everyone is beautiful! What with the fake hair, bleaching creams, instagram filters, contoured make up and so on. Stay there now, don't let anybody hear word you hear? Na you fine pass. You will just look around you and find out that one girl you once called "ugly and ratchet" is now even finer than you after a visit to mama Tega's shop. What are you gonna do then? The idea is, if everyone can have it, then it's not special anymore. Even the Bible always advised us as women to always work on being beautiful on the inside. A woman that has grace, virtue, brains, ambition, a woman with goals is the priceless jewel. Not you the local champion.

3. There is nothing special about the community p***y you are sharing. 
Girls be like "ah! He is stuck there, my p***y so good" " YEpa! I gave him snake in the monkey shadow style in the bedroom." My sister, get over your genitals, you are on a jonzing p. The only thing special about your p***y is the woman behind it. So if you're the type thinking that is enough to hold down a man I think I should give you a moment of silence. A guy simply sees it as a means to an end. Those of you that will go and sit down in a guy's house, be cheapening yourselves, rolling weed with him and his friends, playing video games, cleaning, cooking. None of that would eventually get you married. Men marry women they can trust. Women that have security, virtue and have a passion and ambition are the women that get wifed. So if you like let pant be wearing you.  

4.  Stop Making investments where there are no returns. Girls are experts at wasting their times. Girls can kill themselves over a guy that doesn't even take them seriously. I said it before and I'm saying it again. In solving most of the problems facing our kind today, we have to start by putting and end to the "attention-whore" disease. Girls are so desperate for attention these days that they allow themselves to be heartbroken unnecessarily. Girls break their own hearts 90percent of the time. Because a guy says hi to you or calls you doesn't mean you are his girlfriend. Always make sure you make your relationship with a guy defined before you start going overboard. Buying him vals gift, cooking for him, sleeping with him and so on. No guy would say no to a free chef and maid. Before you start offering your services, make sure you know what your getting yourselves into. The guy might even have someone already! He won't tell you obviously because he's enjoying the freebies he's getting from you. I see many girls around today and I just shake my head. Already giving themselves invisible boyfriend and really getting excited when the guy hasn't even done anything for them. They now begin to cry when they get dumped and the guy is the devil. If you weren't so stupid you won't be heartbroken.  

5. You have the power. Despite the way the world would have us see it, we need to recognize that the ball is in our court. And we have the power to  decide the course of our lives. We have the power to mould our man. We run the world. The downfall of many great men in history has been by women. Samson, Hitler, Abacha.  Why did you think God created woman? There was something missing in the man's life, in the whole world. We are that extra touch, that spice. We are important, God made us not to be trophies or arm candies but to be helpers to the men. Work on yourself. Think longterm and not short term in everything you do. Always remember that patience is a virtue and see how that works out for you. Get rid of that "victim" mentality. We are not the weaker sex. We are stronger and we hold the reins.

It would also help for y'all to know:
6. There is no such thing as a perfect man.
7. A relationship with God is something you would eventually realise is an essential part of being a woman. Better start sooner than later.
8. Hating on other girls is even a worse waste of time than spending time with a guy that won't marry you. Stop being a fugly b**ch.
9. Whatever you do, wherever you find yourself, make yourself useful, learn a trade, acquire a skill! Don't just stand there waiting for a man to pay your bills.
10. Stop lying about your virginity and sexual history :'( nobody gives a shit!  And you owe noone any explanation, not even your future husband. You are the owner of your body.

I hope I've been able to reach out to girls out there. Men, show your sisters this post, guys, your girlfriends should see this. Okay I'm going to stop here for today. You know I'm awesome. Xoxo

2 comments:

vicxen said...

Dis truth is hard to swallow

fateemah said...

D truth is bitter we jst av 2 acept it.